Tv Reporter Gifts

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Two reporters interview each other.

"This Just In."

"I think he looks very anchorly today."

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Olympics.

"So what kind of impact do you think TV has had on society?"

...and now for the news in briefs...

'He cries when the News is sad!'

"You majored in journalism with a minor in voyeruism. You're perfect for us!"

Journalist.

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."