Tv News Reporter Gifts

"These people are talented! Such drama! Such flair! And their stories reach millions! That's what I want to be when I grow up!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Press Freedom

Gay Times...

Difference of Opinion

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

A little bird told me...

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'He was a great writer'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Newspaper suicide.

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Turkey, present day...

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

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