Television Journalist Gifts

The Art of Bantering!

"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."

A fake news reader amongst a series of real newscasts.

"Tonight's headlines..."

Chris Cuomo

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Hate Platforms

Occu-Pie Mars

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

British savings accounts

Lynching on social media

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

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