News Reporters Gifts

'Same old, same old.'

Tell Newsweek.

No news is good news.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Press Freedom

Gay Times...

Difference of Opinion

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

A little bird told me...

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'He was a great writer'

Turkey, present day...

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Newspaper suicide.

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

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