Turkey Carver T-Shirts

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

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The Sculptor

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Halloween sculptor

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Pinochio's Computer

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

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Give Way To Cyclists

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

Ice Sculpting Class.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log