Turkey Carver Prints

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

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Punkins

The Sculptor

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

D.C. Halloween

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Halloween sculptor

Pinochio's Computer

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'I ran into a whittler.'

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Give Way To Cyclists

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Halloween dentist.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Ice Sculpting Class.

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"When's the last time you flossed?"