Tunguska Trivia Buff Gifts

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Dreams I have had...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

The Smartass Phone

Switch on brain

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

The Month of July

The Mom quiz show

The Wiki Man.

W. B. Yeats

Brown only photocopier sales.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'