Terms And Trivia Buff Gifts

Bottom Caption: 'If you would like to read more, the fine print is tattooed to my foot.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

The Month of July

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

The Mom quiz show

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Just my luck."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

The Wiki Man.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"