Playful Trivia Buff Gifts

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Switch on brain

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Trivia/Great Literature.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

The Month of July

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Funky Facts: Elephants.