Tidy Trivia Collector Gifts

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Reagacentennial

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Funky Facts: Football.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Dreams I have had...

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

The Month of July

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The Wiki Man.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

The Mom quiz show

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'