Tunguska Trivia Buff T-Shirts

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Month of July

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

The Mom quiz show

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Brown only photocopier sales.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'Encyclopedia? No, we don't need it... My wife thinks she knows everything!'