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'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Meet the author"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

The DaVinci Code

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

Elfie Stick

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Before the Internet

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The original paperless office

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Graduates on their phones

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Ice shelfie.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"You are still here."