Tech Trivia Buff T-Shirts

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

If nobody had invented graphics

Moses' Tablet

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The original paperless office

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Ice shelfie.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"You are still here."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''