Tuned-out Professional Gifts

Looking for a gift for the tuned-out professional? Our collection offers clever, humorous products that reflect the daily struggles of staying focused at work. Great for office holidays, promotions, or just because—these gifts help bring a smile to anyone caught in the chaos of a busy workday.

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"This requires both ears."

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Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other." mockup

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

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Call Your Office

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A souped up car...

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'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.' mockup

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

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"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone." mockup

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

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"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!" mockup

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

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"Oh...that's not good."

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"It's garage music."

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Have you considered using email?

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'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?' mockup

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

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Employee performance review software. mockup

Employee performance review software.

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'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.' mockup

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

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Trumpet

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"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while." mockup

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

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'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.' mockup

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

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"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair." mockup

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

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"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth." mockup

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

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'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.' mockup

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

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'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?' mockup

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

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'Your first board meeting?'

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'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,' mockup

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

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' I bet you here this kind of thing all the time. '

' I bet you here this kind of thing all the time. ' mockup

' I bet you here this kind of thing all the time. '

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"Give me a middle 'C', please."

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"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"These informal meetings have become really informal." mockup

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

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I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried!

I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried! mockup

I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried!

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'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!' mockup

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

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"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail." mockup

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

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"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly." mockup

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

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'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.' mockup

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

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"I've been re-skilled, Jim Lad."

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"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..." mockup

"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

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"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?" mockup

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

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"I'm fully invested and never mind what I'm wearing."

"I'm fully invested and never mind what I'm wearing." mockup

"I'm fully invested and never mind what I'm wearing."

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Tuned-out Professional Gifts Collection

Tuned-out Professional Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the tuned-out professional—perfect for turning coffee breaks into moments of humor and self-awareness.

Tuned-out Professional Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to the desk or sofa—ideal for the moment when the tuned-out professional just needs to relax.

Tuned-out Professional Prints

Browse our prints celebrating the tuned-out professional—bring a touch of wit and personality to any space with these fun decor pieces.

Tuned-out Professional T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the tuned-out professional—wear your humor and keep the mood light, whether you're at work or unwinding at home.