Tune Trapper Gifts

Musician's Fishing Trip

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Check out this new store."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Various Traps.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Ralph Stanley

Sportsman and music

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

Mozart

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Fishing Music

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Animal Hats

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Janitor at a Music School

I love my violin

Throwing Away Music

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

They changed their tunes.