Tune Trapper Mugs

Musician's Fishing Trip

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Check out this new store."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Various Traps.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Sportsman and music

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Fishing Music

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

Mozart

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

Animal Hats

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Janitor at a Music School

I love my violin

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

Musician

They changed their tunes.

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.