Tune Troopers Mugs

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Musical genres

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Musical Bicycle.

Ralph Stanley

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Moon, June...'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Dido