Tune Troopers Mugs

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Musical genres

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Musical Bicycle.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Moon, June...'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'