Tune Tappers Mugs

Ralph Stanley

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Violinist.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Moon, June...'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Dido

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

They changed their tunes.

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.