Tune Thief Gifts

Ear Bud Hijacking

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Check out this new store."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Moon, June...'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

The Troubadour

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Mozart

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"