Tune Sweeper Gifts

Janitor at a Music School

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Check out this new store."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

I love Marimba

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'I think he is a composer.'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'Moon, June...'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Mozart

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Ear Bud Hijacking

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

I love my violin