Tumbleweed Decorator Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"