Tuition Tackler Gifts

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

Fined Dining

'Stop her Henry!'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Trolley Rage.

'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

"I'll never finish all this work!"

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

"Stop it!"