Tuition Tackler Prints

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Stop her Henry!'

Fined Dining

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

Trolley Rage.

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Tuition fees.

'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

"I'll never finish all this work!"