Teacher Tickler Prints

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Piano Recital

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Keyboard player

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Beware of Watchdog.

Emmanuel Ax

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

I brought two #1 pencils.

'Piano Player'

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Piano Shop.

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

Trolley Rage.

Organ Player

'Keep that dividing down!'

Free tickles any size

'We don't get many turtles here.'