Key Tickler Prints

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'Ok start her up!'

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'Piano Player'

Organ Player

Keyboard player

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

Super Homeworld

The Mosskeytoe.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Victor Borge.

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Beware of Watchdog.

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."