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"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'Ok start her up!'

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'Piano Player'

Organ Player

Keyboard player

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Super Homeworld

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

The Mosskeytoe.

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Beware of Watchdog.

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

"Eww! A tick!"

In jail dreaming of a key/release