Keytickler Wannabe T-Shirts

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

'You know too much,'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The band.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"And here are today's categories...."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Keyboard player

A 60's pop group

Cyberwarfare

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Keyboard in Heaven

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

One Man Band

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

"Fore!"

'Piano Player'

Lobster playing keyboard

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Chicken lays a football.

Organ Player

"It all began in first grade...when I didn't play well with others. . ."

Nethead strip: Internet relationships