Keytickler Wannabe T-Shirts

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

'You know too much,'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The band.

"And here are today's categories...."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Cyberwarfare

A 60's pop group

Keyboard player

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Victor Borge.

One Man Band

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

"Fore!"

'Piano Player'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

Lobster playing keyboard

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Chicken lays a football.

Organ Player

"It all began in first grade...when I didn't play well with others. . ."