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'Stop her Henry!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

A man sitting in the grass reading

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'That's the bell for round two.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I don't have a dog, but I do have a dog app that eats my homework.'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."