Tuition Skeptics Gifts

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

'...I expected a little more than... a sticky toffee with fluff on it.'

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

'Stop her Henry!'

Class of 2015

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

"What did I learn in school today? - Frankly, Mom, you're better off not knowing."

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

Research For Money

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

"Do you have to believe everything a teacher, Principal and Superintendent tell you?"