Tuition Fees Gifts

"I've just realised something! 33 years he's been at university!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

Class of 2015

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

"All my degrees have made me an expert in the field of student debt."

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

"Good day, Madam. I'm working my son's way through college."

Broke parents of a college graduate.

For their safety, many colleges require that parents put on airbags before they are told what the school's tuition is.

Congratulation Graduates...student debt.