Paying College Tuition Gifts

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My homework ate my dog."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Trust

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Student Food Pyramid

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Student Debt