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"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Less is more.

"I gave on the E train."

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Man confusing man using statistics.

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

Perhaps we should sell ours?

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'

Like every morning, Mitch thought that happiness could be measured by the statistical probability that his train would arrive on time.

Cops on Public Transport.

"I always just check the box without reading that stuff."

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...