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"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Less is more.

"I gave on the E train."

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Man confusing man using statistics.

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

Perhaps we should sell ours?

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

Cops on Public Transport.

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

"I always just check the box without reading that stuff."