Truth Snare Enthusiasts Gifts

Venus Perjury Trap

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Product Testing Department

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

Yawning is contagious.

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

Natalie Merchant

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Stop that racket!'

"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Hank's Tap Dancing School

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!