Truth Snare Enthusiasts Pillows

Venus Perjury Trap

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Product Testing Department

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

Natalie Merchant

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

Yawning is contagious.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'Stop that racket!'

"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Hank's Tap Dancing School

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!