Trustworthy Couple Gifts

"If I didn't trust you I wouldn't be releasing you on your own recognizance."

Others will fight for you

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Armchair Dancing

"My management style is to hire good employees and then get out of the way while they work."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Sandra believed honesty to be the foundation of a good relationship.

"They say you can influence people by projecting a sense of trustworthiness."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.'

' That's the first time we've had fireworks in the bedroom! '

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

'He likes to keep his big win a secret but his wife doesn't...'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

"This being our second date, Trudy, I think it's time we share our passwords and user names!"

"First you have to earn their trust."

"I can always count on you, Bob!"

'Before I deposit a large amount of money with you could you give me a reference?'

"It's a deal, but just to be on the safe side let's have our lawyers look at this handshake."

"Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?"

"My husband couldn't make it today, but I took notes on the sermon for him."

'I promised to stick with you through thick and thin...but after twenty years of thin, when do we get to the thick?'

Shackles of Marriage.

'Working in a team, my hubby's contribution is always the greatest. . .'