Trump Administration Analyst Gifts

Mueller Probe

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Harry S. Truman

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Trouble everywhere...

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Rattache

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Obama on closing Guantanamo Bay

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Enough is Enough

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

The Deal of a Century

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

John McCain demands Obama use renewed force in Iraq.