Looking for a thoughtful gift for the political analyst hopeful? Our collection offers clever, witty, and inspiring products that celebrate their passion for politics and their bright future in the field. Whether they’re just starting out or aiming for the top, find something that will motivate and amuse them along the way.
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
Schengen
"You're fired."
"Welcome to the future"
Occu-Pie Mars
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
They're Not Just That Into It
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Oligarchy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Away with the warmonger!"
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
Trump! The Musical
What's normal?
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
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