Presidential Speech Analyst Gifts

"Make America Grovel Again."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

Twitter censorship

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Freedom Book.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Corporate person hood!

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

The psychiatrist.

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

Freedom of Expression

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"May I air-quote you?"

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

"How did you get so good at writing these fake ads?"

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

Insight/Incite