Presidential Speech Analyst Pillows

Add a touch of political wit to their space with our cozy pillows, beautifully printed with clever comments and designs inspired by speech analysis.

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"Make America Grovel Again."

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"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..." mockup

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

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Twitter censorship

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Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

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'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...' mockup

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

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"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning." mockup

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

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The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness mockup

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

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Freedom Book.

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'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.' mockup

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

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Corporate person hood!

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Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean mockup

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

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Weapens of Mass Instruction

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"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'." mockup

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

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'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?' mockup

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

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"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism." mockup

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

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"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'" mockup

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

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The psychiatrist.

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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Freedom of Expression

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'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.' mockup

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

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'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

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"May I air-quote you?"

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"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet." mockup

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

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"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes." mockup

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

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"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!" mockup

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

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'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

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'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.' mockup

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

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"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

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