Trump Administration Analyst Pillows

Mueller Probe

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Harry S. Truman

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Dad, what is peace?'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Trouble everywhere...

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

Rattache

Obama on closing Guantanamo Bay

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

The Deal of a Century

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Australia's role in the Asian century.

Enough is Enough

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''