Trump Observer Pillows

Home Alone 45

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Rapunzcow

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Midterm election s results

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Sing along with Mueller

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"Vote for me!"

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Nicolas Maduro

Cornucopia of guns