Government Analyst Pillows

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering.

Political Science

A Mix of Actions Seen and Unseen

Cherchez Joe Manchin

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

'The press wants to know where I stand on term limits. What do the polls say?'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Schengen

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Welcome to the future"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Pretty Flowers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Torturing the English Language

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."