War On Terror Analyst Gifts

Obama on closing Guantanamo Bay

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Defence Cutbacks.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'War!... What's it good for?'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Francois Hollande

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Boomerang

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

General's Coin Toss

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

Nato

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'