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'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Serious Putty

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

The circus diver.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"How nice. A truffle."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Dieting is for losers.

Work Du Soleil

Black Truffles!

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

A man playing on an elephant

'Give me the horse meat stew, at least that way I'll know what I'm eating.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Truffles for Sale

The March to Finchley.

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,