Truffles T-Shirts

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Serious Putty

The circus diver.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"How nice. A truffle."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Work Du Soleil

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Black Truffles!

Dieting is for losers.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'Give me the horse meat stew, at least that way I'll know what I'm eating.'

A man playing on an elephant

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

The March to Finchley.

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

Truffles for Sale

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'