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The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Wine taster with mineral water

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

My comfort zone

"How nice. A truffle."

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Wine not?"

'Frank, it's water.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."