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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"How nice. A truffle."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Black Truffles!

Dieting is for losers.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

Truffles for Sale

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."