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"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Fishing Boat Derby

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Bang!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"How nice. A truffle."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Black Truffles!

Dieting is for losers.

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

The Water Diviner

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'