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'Truffles again?'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'There may be truffles ahead...'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

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"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

A day in the life of a dog.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"How nice. A truffle."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper