Truffle Lover Gifts

'Truffles again?'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'There may be truffles ahead...'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

A day in the life of a dog.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"How nice. A truffle."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Fight against theft of endangered species

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper