Truffle Hunting Aficionado Gifts

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"How nice. A truffle."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Black Truffles!

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

Dieting is for losers.

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Truffles for Sale

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Now, get down to accounting and find some truffles."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

I'm impressed with my new pointer!